While Creative Kid was taking his bath recently we were playing with his foam bath roads and vehicles. He was a taxi and I was a police car so I pretended to pull him over and give him a ticket for speeding. This hilarious conversation ensued:
Me: I’m going to give you a ticket for speeding.
CK: No, you can’t catch me.
Me: You’re not supposed to run from the cops, you’ll get in more trouble.
CK: What?
Me: Yes you will get the ticket for speeding and one for fleeing. They might take you to jail.
CK: They can’t find me. I jumped out into the lake and swam under the water.
Me: They’ll wait for you to come out. You can’t stay in there forever.
CK: I’ll climb up the tree to a tree house.
Me: They will get you.
CK: No then I will jump in my floating plane and then it will take me to an island and they will never get me.
Me: I don’t know whether to be impressed or really fearful.
CK: Be fearful, Mom.
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Oh my goodness, I try to document these conversations whenever I can because they are priceless. This time will be gone before I know it and I want to remember this stage where he understands just enough to say some of the funniest things.
Thanks for reading!